"What happened? Why u aint longer 'stalking' that man?"
"Hello, i never stalk any men. Herm..Its just...that...he aint the right one for me!"
"Chill. Kidding yo. How do u know that? He has beard, hashtag coolio! Don't u like it?"
"Beard doesn't reflect the true self of a person. Or even his cloak! Or even he is lowering his gaze!"
"Oookk....I'm listening."
"I saw him throwing something out of his car's window! Hampeh!"
